The bad sex award needs a new sort of climax | Peter Bradshaw Agen Sabung Ayam

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Jane Austen’s Persuasion: ‘And they’re not allowed to get absent with airily proclaiming that subtle literary passages are a lot sexier – hey, Jane Austen is in fact truly erotic.’ Photograph: Rex/Shutterstock

The Literary Overview has been a force for great in British general public life, and I have to sentimentally say that it was the very first location I ever had anything printed. But in 1993 its editor, Auberon Waugh, created a monster, soon to increase its ugly head once more – the negative sex award, a prize for the most uncomfortable description of sexual intercourse in a new novel.

On one December the winner will be declared, and the frontrunner appears to be Morrissey – whose debut novel Record of the Missing has been broadly panned for its foolish alluring bits. Properly, I haven’t read that. But the negative sexual intercourse award is a terribly English exhibit of smug, gigglingly unfunny, charmless and spiteful bullying.

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The writers who are baited in this way are of program intended to grin and bear it, simply because to object in any way would be gleefully seized upon as proof of humourless priggishness. It is like a nightmare ritual from the prefects’ space at some seedy minor public faculty.

When he gained the prize, AA Gill, to his great credit score, crisply when compared Waugh’s possess intercourse daily life to “the sound of a single hand clapping”. I now have a recommendation. People awarding the prize need to be compelled to cite literary passages that they consider are very good sex: ie, express descriptions of sex that are not embarrassing.

And they are not permitted to get absent with airily declaring that delicate literary passages are considerably sexier – hey, Jane Austen is really actually erotic, etc, and many others. No. The undesirable sex judges need to say what explicit sexual intercourse is very good, and thus danger revealing something about their very own personal life.

Very inexpensive thrills

Chatting of literary intercourse, the subject was raised between the mourners at the latest unhappy and stunning funeral of the Observer’s famous film critic Philip French, in a way that would have entertained Philip himself.

A single of the congregants, Karl Marx’s biographer Francis Wheen, advised me that a notorious erotic novel – a function by the New Statesman’s previous film critic John Coleman – experienced recently been reissued as a Kindle down load. Even though pursuing a bohemian and dissolute existence in Paris, Coleman wrote erotica for Maurice Girodias’s Olympia Press, in a series that integrated works by the Marquis de Sade and Jean Genet. His ebook was known as The Enormous Mattress, released underneath the pseudonym Henry Jones, the tale of an amorous youthful man’s postwar adventures. It is now obtainable again for £1.49.

Adele’s river roots

There is a new explanation for receiving excited about Adele’s new album 25. It has hundreds of vivid psycho-geography. A single of the most hanging tracks is River Lea, in which Adele finds the mystic resource of her inspiration not just in the north London district of Tottenham, in which she was born, but in the close by River Lea alone, which flows from the Chiltern Hills via east and north London prior to becoming a member of the Thames.

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I’ve always found it great: when our son was extremely little, we employed to take him for bicycle rides by the Lea: it has an eerie rus in urbe feel. Here’s what Adele sings: “When I was a kid I grew up by the River Lea / There was one thing in the drinking water, now that something’s in me … But it is in my roots, it is in my veins / It’s in my blood.”

Iain Sinclair is likely to enjoy Adele’s track. He is passionate about the Lea. Here’s how he wrote about it in 2002: “The before spelling … was Ley, which is even better. Lea as ley, it always experienced that feel. A route out. A river track that walked the walker, a damp road. The Lea fed our Hackney dreaming: a drinking water margin.” I believe Adele should invite Sinclair up on stage to sing a special River Lea duet.

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